Did your kid figure out the answers of the silly questions I posted yesterday? Has he/she got any idea? Here are the answers:

•How can you tell when a charging bull has been through a jewelry store?
Answer: All of the nose rings are missing.

•What do you feed a 600-pound parrot?
Answer: Anything it asks for.

•How can you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator?
Answer: By the footprints in the peanut butter.

If your kid has his/her own answers other than or better than those above, give him/her a HIGH FIVE !

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