Pet Stores “Check for a Pulse” (Ages 3-8)
If while strolling at the mall, you are able to pass by a pet store without stopping at the window or going in, then check to see if you have a pulse. If you can pass by when your children are with you, forget the pulse—check to see if you have a heart.
Whether you view these stores as an exploitation of animals for commercial gain or an invaluable service for both man and beast, it’s hard not to, “oooooo” and “ahhhhh.” So have a heart, and introduce your kids to theirs. Enter the store, and enjoy the safari. You can even show off to your children how much you know about the animal kingdom.
1. Pet the velvety fur of the RABBITS. Watch them snuggle, never blink, and explain to your children that their constant nose twitching means they think you smell funny.
2. Observe your heart rate slow and a sense of calm come over you while following the perpetual motion of the FISH. (Why do you think pediatricians’ offices have aquariums?) Explain that the neon fish have a small battery and light bulb inside them.
3. Howl at the CATS sparring, batting, and good naturedly antagonizing each other. Explain to your children that they, too, act just like that.
4. Interact with the BIRDS by conversing with the PARROT, shushing the PARAKEETS, and asking the proprietor to place the COCKATIEL on your shoulder.
5. Apprehensively watch the REPTILES, and note the contrast in their movements: the laboring TURTLE, the rapid-tongued SNAKE, the almost motionless IGUANA. Explain that the snake doesn’t have bones because he doesn’t drink his milk.
6. As the GERBILS hyperactively scurry on their wheel to nowhere, explain that although they could light up a city of fifty thousand people, this fruitless activity is what happens when you eat too much sugar.
7. Communicate and bond with the DOGS in various ways: Pet them, and they become still; scratch their bellies, and they’re all yours. Remark, “What a pretty puppy,” and watch their eyes brighten and tails wag. Put your face up close to theirs, and chances are they will lick it. At that moment you’ll know you have a heart.
Rex Bowlby is the father of two boys. He is the author of the book, Why Would I Want the Toy, When I Can Have the Box? (101 Ways to Make the Most of Your Children, With the Least from Your Wallet*) *For parents with children ages 3-8. He lives in Los Angeles, California, USA.